' chip 'n' ease '

crackers on a chip
and why it's hip
isn't known
and so I'll bow
and take a byte
after just
a bit of light
to see it fits
while I'm at sight
and I'll admit
it's time I sat
to sample 'this'
most delicious 'that'
as some would have
me just be half
but while I'm at...
" IT "
I might, as well

...and don't worry ...
" the training's hell "

... as I'm a nut ...

so

" we're good "