Peanut Butter is Better

Peanut butter is better than bitter books because....
bitter books don't go well with your favorite jelly.
And that's just the plain truth. In a nutshell, if I may.

It's simple really. If you can imagine smearing your
favorite butter be it crunchy chunky or even creamy
all over the most bitter book rather than lavishly atop
your favorite jam well then I think you can imagine
just what I mean. The pulp would stink.

And what else could be worse? So hear me versed
if you ever want to make a bitter book better then
rather than slather your fave butter into it save it for
the real jam and use something else, like... well ...

I don't know what would be good with bitter books
but... having said that I'll also add save your nuts
for the fruitcake, anyway.






... pause ...
:)~ AND laugh...