1.18.2026

crew...

we are approaching complete crush containment failure... explain yourselves... leans in and stares the crew down, smiling but staring... all the same... 

11:52

A ridiculous hour ... and an in the sane IT for the weirdest anomaly who might be me....

"... crew, what kind of saucy source have you been cooking in there?  I leave ensign on the bridge of a quick minute, I let you all stir the stew and now we have crush containment failure in the whole?..."

Crew:  It was the cat.

"... uh... for real... it was the cat is all you got?... "

Crew: Might have been the waffles.

"... those were my breakfast, not part of the math... I made you all pancakes... 

what have you done... lol...."

Captain walks off giggling and shaking her head... unexpected but best crew ever, 

absolute best ever.


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