Colossus ... You're On Deck

Hey Babe...

 "... hey babe...You see Y?..."

"... G's my honey..."

Confirmed: Here's the loop love

"... daja vu..."

"... Watson... I need Albert please..."

He's smoking hot stuff...

"... Watson... 

I need Albert please ..."

COMPUTER: Voyager on screen...what's she doing...

Standby Captain.  She's in her maneuvers.

..... I thought she was looking for Watson....

She does entanglement stuff.

Crew... prepare to fetch Albert please...

Captain's done with the popcorn.

"... Colossus... babe... it's been a minute."

Yeah. Make Albert go first.

" ... oh for fuck sakes..."

"... Computer, send Bobby a note:

Watson took Albert

I found them

Colossus is having PMS...

and I will be in my Ready room

thinking about the whole damn thing "

COMPUTER, What's Watson doing??? 

Get my popcorn too please.

I hope she saved me some pot roast.

"... computer, wine, merlot, barefeet..."

Materializing.

"... Personal Log: Not sure why Colossus is being so delicate.

But he's my G, so ... we'll just park it here until he's off the rag..."

COLOSSUS:  I am not 'on the rag'.